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# I thought the last half hour of Transformers was..what's the word...very good.
It's just the script and acting of THE HUMANS, that let it down.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# the whole of the film was LOLROBOTS
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# I LOVE robots, Miiiiiiiiiiiiister Scientist.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Except it wasn't, really.
Because there was nowhere near enough robot stomping and far too much "HAY GUYS I'M A STEREOTYPICAL AMERICAN NERDY GUY WHO THINKS BUYING A CAR WILL GET ME ALL THE LAYDEEZ

...also EBAY."
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)
# *makes transformer noise*
Bonecrusher was dispensed with far too easily
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Agreed, there are some awful scenes.
Like outside the kids house. It makes me angry just thinking about it!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Haha
I loved that because it was so stupid, though. Especially how the transformers were fucking STOMPING AROUND and going "HEY SHUT UP GUYS" in their booming voices, and STILL no one could hear them.

I'm a fan of the craptastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# same here.
it was cheesy and rubbish.

i loved it :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Yep :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# didn't you want it to be cool and mindblowing?
i would have preferred it so
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Well I hear there are going to be two more movies with bigger budgets.
So maybe they'll be more mindblowing.

Either way is fine for me. I like awesome cool mindblowingless, but I also love the lulz of craptasticness
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# well then hopefully it really will be like X-men
and the first installment was just to test the water
and the second will deliver on the coolness
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# it was never, ever going to be that.
edit: but it would have been nice. :)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# The end was good, nothing like big fucking robots destroying stuff,
but I though the rest of the film was a let down. I was feeling like walking out after 2 hours.
It was a nice idea but it could have been executed better. I hate it when the story is changed too much like this was.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# I actually thoroughly enjoyed it from start to finish.
I was never bored.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Damn you Michael Bay.
Yessum, mostly shit. Except the big fighty scenes.

I downloaded it.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)
# nothing like big robots destroying stuff in your face so much you can't actually see jack shit
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# I've only seen the first hour
which is rubbish so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)