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# Ah, but the first lady's inexperience
made it easier to convince her it was the finest cock in the land!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# acording to the pic
the pussy sure is big...
(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# a big hairy one at that
*gets hedge trimmers*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# the only cock...
I wonder if the knowledge they gained was about how woefully small his tackle was? Do you think Eve ever looked at, say, a horse, and let herself get a bit carried away?

And if he was made in gods image, then god has a tiny wang.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# I used to work for Wang
Company motto: Wang Cares
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Wasn't the snake-shaped creature her undoing?
Oh yeah, it WAS the snake.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Cast-out by God for being horny.
I guess there are worse things...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)
# God is
Alanis Morrisette


AICMFP
(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# THAT'S gonna suck.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# I want to sex God.
along with the three other women in that film. Linda Fiorentino, Janeane Garofalo (who both look like my girlfriend) and Salma Hayek.

Oh yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)