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# Cat Creating Adam
(iamah, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Your cat's fizzing again.
lol, fizzy pussy.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)
# *stiffled chortle*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Haha! That am teh fluff!
got the source?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)
# couldn't find the original link
uploaded
img405.imageshack.us/img405/188/powerkittenyc0.jpg

(iamah, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# I am in your fuse box
eating your 1000W DC?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Adam appears to be a Van Der Graff Generator
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)
# That portrait always makes me think
That maybe he was on speed:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# I thought he was in a house of mirrors.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Well as long as it wasn't
A house of minors
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Paedo.
(AICMFP)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# There's kittens in it.
Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# I bet that kitten isn't legal
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Morris Minors?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# And the Majors!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# So a shed full of clapped out cars?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# 80's band
That did such PC classics as 'The Stutter Rap'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Whoa Static!
Fluffeh!
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# for the first bloke
and therefore, I would imagine, the manliest man ever, he sure has a miniscule penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Ah, but the first lady's inexperience
made it easier to convince her it was the finest cock in the land!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# acording to the pic
the pussy sure is big...
(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# a big hairy one at that
*gets hedge trimmers*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# the only cock...
I wonder if the knowledge they gained was about how woefully small his tackle was? Do you think Eve ever looked at, say, a horse, and let herself get a bit carried away?

And if he was made in gods image, then god has a tiny wang.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# I used to work for Wang
Company motto: Wang Cares
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Wasn't the snake-shaped creature her undoing?
Oh yeah, it WAS the snake.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Cast-out by God for being horny.
I guess there are worse things...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)
# God is
Alanis Morrisette


AICMFP
(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# THAT'S gonna suck.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# I want to sex God.
along with the three other women in that film. Linda Fiorentino, Janeane Garofalo (who both look like my girlfriend) and Salma Hayek.

Oh yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# weren't small cocks all the fashion back when it was painted?


*waits for small cocks to be fashionable again*
(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Poor sausage...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# did you manage to locate your biscuit bottom?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Shouldn't you be
Mr Vienna Sausage, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# they were indeed
large ones were considered to be vulgar as they made the man more primal and less refined and civilized and that.


how and why do I know that?
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# was it on the internets?
hurrah

my boss made me a cup of tea, then said she was going home

unlucky, work
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# may have been the telly...
yay for tea, would be nice if somebody made me some
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# thats why the whole
"black guys have bigger penises" thing came about. To make them appear more animalistic and subhuman. Though to be honest, I'd be quite happy with any myth that emphasised my "size"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# exactly
size is a good thing!

...up to a point
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# What point?
*wants to know if he's within the bounds of acceptability.*

I can gaz you dimensions, if you like...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# i'm alright
really
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Adam, You're So Big !
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Electrified Kitten!
*hugs*
*dies*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# *re-attaches to kittin*
EDIT: *Checks rhythm - ensures not asystole*
*defibs*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# *twitches*
*twitches*
*twitches*
*twitches*
*twitches*
*twitches*
*twi...
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# BZZZT!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Love that...
You loon
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# no
you LURVE ME!

Trellis and Me sitting inna tree P - U - N - N - I - N - G!!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# *pffft*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)
# I did once go up to a pisshead in an ambulance that has tripped over had cut his head outside nightclub and chant
'You're going home in a fucking ambulance.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# WooYay.
Excellent.


On that note


I'm going out. g'bye b3ta
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# woof bark
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)