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# send him to me, i'm lactating.
wash hands before handling, and wear cotton gloves if you have them. humans have lots of germs to impart upon newborns.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 5:54, archived)
# hahaha
funny thing is when i showed my mom the pictures
her response was "it's a wild mouse! those carry so many diseases!"

"but, mom...it's so cute and it would have died!"

"still...*shudders*"

"sorry for showing you the picture, mom...hope you don't get any diseases...from the picture..."
(, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 5:57, archived)
# heh. i grew up on a farm and my mother was a hopeless fool for those ideas.
"you'll catch cold from being out without a jacket!"

"germs lurk everywhere! you will die if you touch anything outside my home!"

reminds me of the nuts cartoon by gahan wilson. 'the kid' (main character, never given a name) gets sick and hears his parents talking about germs. he imagines them as huge, slimy crawling things that talk to him and tell him they're going to kill him.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 6:03, archived)
# Those aren't germs, they're nuns.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 6:04, archived)
# combine the two! get germuns!
(, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 6:06, archived)