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# ah thank god
you're a coffin dodger too
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)
# I certainly am
:D

*manhugs*

*coughing fit*

*has a sit down*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 31 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)
# *camera pans round*
*smiles*

Hello - and welcome to Prof. Undercover's home for Old B3tans... as you can see we treat our "respected and more experienced" board members with all the dignity they deserve...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# *cue background image of b3tans being shoved back into cupboard*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 31 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)
# hahaha!
*brings cup of tea*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# oh thankyou
*sups before the wardens force us to eat cold potatoes*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 31 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# ... our highly 'trained' dietitians know exactly what the more fully developed body needs
we often find that the 'simplest' food is exactly what is our highly respected veterans of life need most; we find they love their thin gruel and have no interest at all in the pies which the staff are often required to eat.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# bloody kids!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)
# so fuck all then
thanks muchly you bastard little whippasnappa!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)
# We here at Mighty Prof UnderCover (The one true king)'s maximum security elderly board members correctional facility and play group
insist on quality for our more 'mature' boarders, many of whom have deep rooted 'habits' which need to be subtely 'catered for' with the very best in behaviour modifying 'techniques.'

We insist on a regimented timetable of tea, biscuits, tea, toast, tea, tea, tea and tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# ahem
what about my habits?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)
# get into my office
and we'll spend the afternoon discussing them
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
# but i don't like
tea *orders spam*
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)
# *alters your will*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)