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# 'our processed shit is full of the freshest salt and may contain nuts'
'did you get that motherfucker? IT CONTAINS NUTS'

:D

edit: ahhh crap, I just realised the chipshop is going to be shut in 6 minutes, the fryers will be long off, and the fishes will be slowly approaching the temperature of coldness
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 22:53, archived)
# 'ning Disco
how be on this fine night?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 22:55, archived)
# 'ning
I am fine, tho somewhat chipless and I should probably head to sleep soon but I need to stay awake and think about fish and chips, it will make me happy :)

how's yersel?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 22:56, archived)
# I'm also fine, except in need of tea or coffee.
Why not buy some chips?

EDIT: Oh, wait, it's shut
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 22:58, archived)
# well, I'd probably end up waking up at 3am with massive intestinal pain
and then my bowels will collapse in the angriest manner possible

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 22:58, archived)
# But
you'll have chips tonight, and that's what counts
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:00, archived)
# hahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:00, archived)
# get me some cold chips would you?
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 22:56, archived)
# that's what they usually serve anyway
oh oh, the "indian" might be open

but I don't got enough for full on curryhouse food
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 22:57, archived)
# buy chips there
they always sell them, and they're not actually that bad
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 22:58, archived)
# it's actually the only (of the many) places round here I actually trust
:)

but I'm skint so I'll probably just have some toast, and then cry about my life and write some crap poetry, then cut my arm off and beat myself unconcious and then dream sweetly about pigeons or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:00, archived)
# Fair enough
why not make your own chips from potatoes?


...emo.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:01, archived)
# I could cut the potatoes only one side
and fry them in my tears!

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:02, archived)
# chineese?
I like that, we could share
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 22:59, archived)
# Chinese
is good. But expensive :(
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:01, archived)
# the nearby chippy is the chinese
but it's past 11 now, they'll be locked up

:/

well, it's a chinese

I've lost track of the takeaways here, I think there's 3, or is it 2, I'm not sure now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:01, archived)
# but not chips from a chinese
they're always bad
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:02, archived)
# Potatoes and grease.


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:03, archived)
# it sounds simple!
but it isn't

it so isn't

:/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:04, archived)
# chips are difficult
it's not for nothing that students live on rice and pasta
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:10, archived)
# I could break out the fryer
but then I'd just end up a fat bastard living off chips

hmm, chips fried at home is teh yum :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:12, archived)
# do you have a fryer
and chips to fry?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:18, archived)
# I have fryer, but it's put away
and no chips, I have potatoes, or "protochips" as known scientifically
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:28, archived)
# these ones are usually just crap
the place along the road, that I haven't been to in years

now that's a memory.. badness
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:03, archived)