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(moistness, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 22:48, archived)
# I'd like to give her something fresh
nudge nudge, wink wink, know what I mean, eh? eh? eh?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 22:49, archived)
# Bel Air?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 22:54, archived)
# Python!
Does she go, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:00, archived)
# Excuse me?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:01, archived)
# Your wife, sir..
Does she 'go'?
(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:02, archived)
# ha!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:03, archived)
# your penis?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:02, archived)
# NO! a daisy chain I just made, you pervert!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:03, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 22:50, archived)
# ^this
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 22:53, archived)
# she says fresh a lot in an advert
I think that's it.
(horrid, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 22:56, archived)
# ...still, what?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 22:57, archived)
# Who does?
In what advert?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 22:58, archived)
# how did the gun take her clothes off?
or did he do that... afterwards?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Does it matter?
As long as the kit comes off, everybody's happy :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 22:52, archived)
# well,
necrophiliacs mainly
though the optimisation makes her look like she's naked on that wall anyway
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 22:53, archived)
# Fresh?
Cue lots of pictures from that god-awful bandwagon...
(horrid, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 22:51, archived)
# TO BEL AIR!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 22:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 22:54, archived)
# :-(
(horrid, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 22:57, archived)
# you cued it
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:00, archived)
# I was hoping that would mean people wouldn't post them
Reverse-psychology like.


But yours is not terrible.
(horrid, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:01, archived)
# your apostrophe use is, though
*runs*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:02, archived)
# I don't know what your talking about
*whistles*
(horrid, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:07, archived)
# "With your auntie and uncle in bel-air"?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:00, archived)
# FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:12, archived)
# he shot off her clothes!
and yes, that advert was grating before i'd even finished watching it the first time
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 22:52, archived)
# gaaaaahhhhhhhh that fucking advert is the most fucking irritating fucking thing on the f......you can guess the rest
*ignores



but woo yay for the virtua kill
FP this MF NOW CLICK
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 2 Aug 2007, 22:52, archived)
# but on the plus side, the music is Take That IIRC
and by plus side, I mean I want to gouge out my own eyeballs
(horrid, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:00, archived)
# "our processed shit is full of the freshest salt and may contain nuts"
"did you get that motherfucker? IT CONTAINS NUTS"

:D

edit: ahhh crap, I just realised the chipshop is going to be shut in 6 minutes, the fryers will be long off, and the fishes will be slowly approaching the temperature of coldness
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 22:53, archived)
# 'ning Disco
how be on this fine night?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 22:55, archived)
# 'ning
I am fine, tho somewhat chipless and I should probably head to sleep soon but I need to stay awake and think about fish and chips, it will make me happy :)

how's yersel?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 22:56, archived)
# I'm also fine, except in need of tea or coffee.
Why not buy some chips?

EDIT: Oh, wait, it's shut
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 22:58, archived)
# well, I'd probably end up waking up at 3am with massive intestinal pain
and then my bowels will collapse in the angriest manner possible

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 22:58, archived)
# But
you'll have chips tonight, and that's what counts
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:00, archived)
# hahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:00, archived)
# get me some cold chips would you?
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 22:56, archived)
# that's what they usually serve anyway
oh oh, the "indian" might be open

but I don't got enough for full on curryhouse food
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 22:57, archived)
# buy chips there
they always sell them, and they're not actually that bad
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 22:58, archived)
# it's actually the only (of the many) places round here I actually trust
:)

but I'm skint so I'll probably just have some toast, and then cry about my life and write some crap poetry, then cut my arm off and beat myself unconcious and then dream sweetly about pigeons or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:00, archived)
# Fair enough
why not make your own chips from potatoes?


...emo.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:01, archived)
# I could cut the potatoes only one side
and fry them in my tears!

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:02, archived)
# chineese?
I like that, we could share
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 22:59, archived)
# Chinese
is good. But expensive :(
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:01, archived)
# the nearby chippy is the chinese
but it's past 11 now, they'll be locked up

:/

well, it's a chinese

I've lost track of the takeaways here, I think there's 3, or is it 2, I'm not sure now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:01, archived)
# but not chips from a chinese
they're always bad
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:02, archived)
# Potatoes and grease.


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:03, archived)
# it sounds simple!
but it isn't

it so isn't

:/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:04, archived)
# chips are difficult
it's not for nothing that students live on rice and pasta
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:10, archived)
# I could break out the fryer
but then I'd just end up a fat bastard living off chips

hmm, chips fried at home is teh yum :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:12, archived)
# do you have a fryer
and chips to fry?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:18, archived)
# I have fryer, but it's put away
and no chips, I have potatoes, or "protochips" as known scientifically
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:28, archived)
# these ones are usually just crap
the place along the road, that I haven't been to in years

now that's a memory.. badness
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:03, archived)
# HAHA!
Actual lol :)
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:00, archived)
# RIS?
Literally.

*Clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:02, archived)
# B-I-N-G-O
Fantastic
(Greasy Chip Butty, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:03, archived)
# WHAT AIN'T NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF.
 
Woo! to this..
we have similarly grating ads for our supermarkets.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:18, archived)