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[challenge entry] I was so upset that I cried all the way to the chip shop

Edit: since posting this I realise I actually have this wrong:
'Moron was originally a scientific term, coined by psychologist Henry H. Goddard from the Greek word moros meaning 'dull' (as opposed to sharp) and used to describe a person with a mental age between 8 and 12 on the Binet scale. It was also once applied to people with an IQ of 51-70 and was a step up from 'imbecile' (IQ of 26-50) and two steps up from 'idiot' (IQ of 0-25).'

So I guess Roland is a moron.


From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 773 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Jilted John!
Isn't he still going these days? Didn't he do that bunsen burner song?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:51, archived)
# No, Jilted John is Graham Fellows (possibly better known as John Shuttleworth)
Bunsen Burner was John Otway
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)
# YOUR MA AND PA
THEY JUST WANNA KICK ME
AND I SAY, COR BABY
THAT'S REALLY FREE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)
# I met Wild Willy Barrett's mum once
she had a beard too
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:57, archived)
# I haven't heard him since John Shuttleworth's Open Mind
curse that bbc for only keeping their shows up for a week :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)
# well he does live in Downs street

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:01, archived)
# Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:02, archived)