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# Meow?
I don't like fried bread anymore.

I just tried making some. WHOOMPF. Now my kitchen ceiling is black.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 16:46, archived)
# You can't fry bread?
It's easy, just use plenty of oil so the bread will saturate and keep the heat low-medium.

You'll be able to feel your arteries getting full. Yum.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 16:51, archived)
# not too much though
i did this and could actually see my waistline expanding
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 12 Aug 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Just enough so
the pan doesn't keep drying out.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Yeah, see, I didn't do the 'low-medium' part.
Lots of fire. Burned through the damp cloth.

I couldn't breathe through the smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Happens to us all.
In my first job as a cook I set fire to a considerable part of the kitchen.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 17:12, archived)
# but its so delicious!
if incredibly fattening
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 12 Aug 2007, 16:52, archived)