^ this, so hardcats are shit
DOGS FTW
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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on,
Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:47,
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Dogs are fascistsHave you ever seen a police cat?
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:49,
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Cats ruleDogs drool! Cats have brains. You ever hear of a working cat?!
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:53,
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dogs droolcats stick their claws in your scrotum, for fun
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on,
Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:54,
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Cats are vicious for no reasonMine once clamped her claws in the back of my head when I bit her stomach.
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ClanSoul,
Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:33,
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And after killing the wildlife...the fuckers shit them out on your lawn.
*Used to live next to the street's obligatory crazy cat lady.*
(*Used to live next to the street's obligatory crazy cat lady.*
Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1,
Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:09,
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Let's have a think...Dog cons: Leave a greasy substance on your hands when stroked.
Fart fucking constantly.
Generally as thick as two short planks
Smell, especially when wet.
Can be annoyingly clingy and hyperactive.
Lick their genitals obsessively.
Cat cons: Generally only like you when they want something.
Will eat you when you drop dead.
Prone to random claw based wolverine style berserker attacks.
I declare cats the master race.
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Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:58,
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Fart fucking constantly.
Generally as thick as two short planks
Smell, especially when wet.
Can be annoyingly clingy and hyperactive.
Lick their genitals obsessively.
Cat cons: Generally only like you when they want something.
Will eat you when you drop dead.
Prone to random claw based wolverine style berserker attacks.
I declare cats the master race.