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# The closest I got to seduction at school was...
... being offered an ice lolly on my way home by my teacher who was my neighbour.
I remember it distinctly (it being about five years ago). It was a fruit pastille lolly. Yummy too.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:59, archived)
# what?
WAS WHAT?



aaarrgggh - the suspense!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:59, archived)
# this:
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:00, archived)
# *apoplexies*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Sorry, I pressed return too early!
I'm not all that used to b3ta anymore!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:01, archived)
# welcome back by the way
how is the outside?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:02, archived)
# there's an outside now?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:04, archived)
# well there are rumours
but I'm not buying it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:06, archived)
# yeah
I keep putting all of my money into second life real estate... it's bound to pay off!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Its all go-go-go!
What with crazy relationships and work and the floods and the rage-inducing sun.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:04, archived)
# you work for a living now?
can't the floods, the sun and the craziness cancel each other out somehow? Work on that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:06, archived)
# You sound surprised.
And they're all mixing to form a huge cloud of glee!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:11, archived)
# A colon?
Is this bottom-related?

EDIT: You've edited now and my reply isn't funny :(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:01, archived)
# I remember when it was funny though
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Good times, good times
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Those were the days, eh?
*puffs on pipe contemplatively*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:03, archived)
# was it a pink lolly?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:01, archived)
# I never got seduced at school
The headmistress' daughter did though, by most of the science department
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:02, archived)
# yeah
get it on with the boss' daughter... that'll show 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Our chemistry teacher was a creepy bugger
All girl's school and he started a rugby club...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:08, archived)
# our chemstry assistant was a very cute twenty-something lady
used to pretend to give blow-jobs to test tubes from within the prep room so that only us boys in the back row could see it

naughty minx!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:04, archived)
# pfft!
dirty mare!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:05, archived)
# our biology teacher used to wear see-through blouses
and deliberately stand in from of the windows with her arms raised so that we could see her fantastic bosom.

*too many memories overload*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:08, archived)
# our biology teacher was called Mrs. Badcock
and she had the largest buzooms I have ever seen... ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:09, archived)
# that's to make up for her name
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:10, archived)
# My physics teacher did all of this
Only without the word 'fantastic'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:10, archived)
# hmmmm are science teachers inherently more pervy?
/did modern languages - everyone just had BO and made unfunny literary jokes blog
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:13, archived)
# they seem to be
all my physics teachers were pervs too

one pinged my sister's bra strap so she hit him
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:14, archived)