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[challenge entry] Last one before I go eat lunch


Apologies for my lack of MS Paint talent.

From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 773 entries (closed)

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:15, archived)
# now do a Girls of Porn one
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:19, archived)
# In my glorious triangle-bodied paint stylings?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:20, archived)
# exactly

"my hands are tired and my dick gets sore, but the girls of porn want more"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)
# hmm... how tempting
but first, lunch!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:25, archived)
# we got....
gushin gonads and tingling tushes
hairy balls and hairy bushes
s&m, whips and chains
pregnant ladies with the m m m m m menstrual pains....
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:26, archived)
# We got girls who eat your pee and poo
and guys who love to fuck you shoe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:42, archived)
# there's she-males, lesbos and shaved beave,
D-cup mommas with so much cleave
senior citizens who love to watch
and sniff those skidmarks from your crotch....

YEEEEEAAAAAAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:49, archived)
# I'm going to get a cup of coffee
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 14:07, archived)
# *makes [ THAT NOISE! ]*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Parapalegic
inhuman liar!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:21, archived)
# You have to be careful
donkeys are terribly flammable
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)
# I LOVE THIS!
can i request Love Is A Fist?
Woo *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Yes, you damn well can!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:26, archived)
# sod it
do the whole album - it is very worthy!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:27, archived)
# I like your idea
And wholeheartedly agree with you about the worthiness of that album.

Their whole discogrpahy might be stretching it though.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)
# never
i did California a coupla months ago - so much fun to make and then sit back for a RIS shower!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Disco Volante ftw!
'Ma Meeshka Mow Skwoz'
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:42, archived)
# The Raging Wrath Of The Easter Bunny
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Have you checked the microwave for pets?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)