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[challenge entry] i blame bob-geldof....

:)

From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 773 entries (closed)

(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 3:52, archived)
# yum VB
send some over
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 3:53, archived)
# i had some
but the bloody band drank it - literally!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:35, archived)
# pfft
I'm still awake. I may do some more bungle.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 3:56, archived)
# Woo...
That piano has a never ending supply of beer...
Where can I buy one ?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:00, archived)
# Hic . . . up . . .
Waits for it to get it's fill . . . hic . . .
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:01, archived)
# I'm quite drunk
and I've just burned my hand on the cocking grill.
I don't get it, but possibly dude to drunkenness.
Piano drinks squash and throws bottle WHILE THIS HAND IS FUCKING SCARRING? Bastard.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:02, archived)
# And now it's making funny blisters.
If I have no hand by tomorrow noon, you are a cunt. Because this is your fault for no reason.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:05, archived)
# go slurpy

:)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:28, archived)
# i love that song.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:03, archived)
# Come on, Dyslexia, my hand perishes while you procrastinate,
Prescribe treatment NOW!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:18, archived)
# Geldof?
That's a Tom Waits song!

edit: *scrolls down* *gets it*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 5:43, archived)