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[challenge entry] In the afterlife the Taliban has to worship the CDC

disclamer= this is a recycled compo entry inverted.

From the Celebrity Afterlife challenge. See all 173 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:01, archived)
# ah, good old b3ta.
my first day back and i get a cdc compo entry.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:11, archived)
# yes
(GiF .sig, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:15, archived)
# if only all feces vanished so effortlessly....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:15, archived)
# once it uses up all its smell it runs out of point and becomes non-existant
(GiF .sig, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:17, archived)
# if all pointless things disappeared so quickly, the human race would be extinct.
that would be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:23, archived)
# Then wed never have a president...theyd all be just dust....
(GiF .sig, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 15:16, archived)
# poo
I've looked at this for a while. Then it was gone. But it came back, my comments were that: The poo coming out of the butt is small but when it hits the ground it grows big and then disappears. Please explain how this is remotely possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:17, archived)
# expands - and its on an invisible conveyer belt to your nose.
(GiF .sig, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:18, archived)
# Obvious really
Dung Beetles with super-speed.
(Peb long-time lurker, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:19, archived)
# ya, exactly
people dont understand anything these days :)
(GiF .sig, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:20, archived)
# Did you see the David Attenborough documentary on them?
I didn't, because I blinked, but I heard it was good.
(Peb long-time lurker, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:22, archived)
# Hey peebee!
Good to read you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:22, archived)
# hello mister!
how's life?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:27, archived)
# Haha, just finished a note below.
Fine. And you? (Ah, I see vile below).
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:30, archived)
# aaah!
i just replied there. this is like vertical tennis, but with words instead of balls. and no net. and no bloody tedium caused by such a stupid 'sport'.

/tennis rant.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:32, archived)
# I'm sure
There is a joke regarding "new balls please" that could be made here, with a suitable picture, but I'm too tired to think of it.
(Peb long-time lurker, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:33, archived)
# i'd help out but i have no sense of humour. nothing is funny, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:35, archived)
# all I can think of
is "nude balls please".

I need drink. And sleep. And food. Pref at the same time.
(Peb long-time lurker, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:36, archived)
# So I'll reply here and cut the chain.
New fluff!!! Yay!!!

Unless you're collecting waifs again.
There's hardly room for him under
the stairs, and none under the shed. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:35, archived)
# not for me, we're convincing an acquaintance to adopt him.
and cut his balls off, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:37, archived)
#
"neutered balls please"
(Peb long-time lurker, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:38, archived)
# new turd, old turd, whatever's available.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:39, archived)
# Is that needed to accept a kitty now?
[/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:39, archived)
# of course!
neutering old men and strays is good for all.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:40, archived)
# yes. yes it is.
On that note, I'm off home to bed. Night B3ta!

Thanks again for the sig pb
(Peb long-time lurker, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:41, archived)
# you're most welcome, peb.
'night.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:42, archived)
# Cya!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:44, archived)