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# Did you get ME a pie?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:16, archived)
# yes, but we hid it
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:17, archived)
#
but I don't want to play hide the sausage pie with you again , it hurts :(
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)
# get discomeats to show you his tin of hotdogs then
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)
# AND NOW I WANT A HOTDOG
You evil buggers teasing a poor girl
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:44, archived)
# yes
but it fell in a puddle

and then a tramp weed on it

then he ate it

and died
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Can you make me a pie from the tramp?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)
# it's too late
because another tramp came by, and weed on him

then ate him
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Awww, pissbeans.
I'll have a sandwich instead.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:21, archived)
# I want a pissbeans salad now.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)
# I can just imagine the advert on tv in the style of old maxwell house shake the beans adverts
"AH But I've got a handful of pissbeans!" *shakes pissbeans and leaky pissbean piss leaks down their arm*

and everyone smiles

and it finishes with a picture of a jar and a leaking piss noise

then we all rush out to buy it

"ARG, It tastes like piss!" "HAHAHA How do you know!?" *demonstrates* "O_O" *runs off screaming for mother, on fire, falls into a ditch, dies, gets bummed, rots, get burnt*

What were we talking about again?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Lesbians, I think.
Or at least - we should have been.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:26, archived)
# yes
more of those

the pretty men friendly ones

not the realistic ones

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:27, archived)
# *laughs 'til his eyes bleed*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:26, archived)
# yay
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:28, archived)