newsletter subjectline compo - write a phrase and win your weight in aidslet's be having you
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rob,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:07,
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Oh my! He's got a pie!
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:09,
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I want pie tooI was at the shop that sells pies today too
:/
(:/
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:15,
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donnnnn't bake onnnnnnnnnnnedonnnnnnn't bake twoooooo
etc :D
(etc :D
mutster101 fell over,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:15,
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but I don't want to play hide the sausage pie with you again , it hurts :(
(,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:19,
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get discomeats to show you his tin of hotdogs then mutster101 fell over,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:20,
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AND NOW I WANT A HOTDOGYou evil buggers teasing a poor girl
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:44,
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yesbut it fell in a puddle
and then a tramp weed on it
then he ate it
and died
(and then a tramp weed on it
then he ate it
and died
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:17,
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it's too latebecause another tramp came by, and weed on him
then ate him
(then ate him
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:19,
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I want a pissbeans salad now. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:22,
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I can just imagine the advert on tv in the style of old maxwell house shake the beans adverts"AH But I've got a handful of pissbeans!" *shakes pissbeans and leaky pissbean piss leaks down their arm*
and everyone smiles
and it finishes with a picture of a jar and a leaking piss noise
then we all rush out to buy it
"ARG, It tastes like piss!" "HAHAHA How do you know!?" *demonstrates* "O_O" *runs off screaming for mother, on fire, falls into a ditch, dies, gets bummed, rots, get burnt*
What were we talking about again?
(and everyone smiles
and it finishes with a picture of a jar and a leaking piss noise
then we all rush out to buy it
"ARG, It tastes like piss!" "HAHAHA How do you know!?" *demonstrates* "O_O" *runs off screaming for mother, on fire, falls into a ditch, dies, gets bummed, rots, get burnt*
What were we talking about again?
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:25,
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Lesbians, I think.Or at least - we should have been.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:26,
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yesmore of those
the pretty men friendly ones
not the realistic ones
:D
(the pretty men friendly ones
not the realistic ones
:D
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:27,
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It doesn't matter how busy you are,there's always time for a pie.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:15,
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Amusingly shaped fruit and vegetables. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:09,
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I think 'Win your weight in AIDS' is probably a winner anyway The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:09,
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My thoughts too Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:12,
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no good if you get shot in the head. Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:13,
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*shakes fist*you kids these days!
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:16,
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kid? KID?i was above the age of consent when you were still sucking your mammy's tit*
*may not be true
(*may not be true
mutster101 fell over,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:19,
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hahahaI wonder if there is a grumpy old farts club on b3ta
:D
(:D
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:20,
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ok, ages on the tablebefore this turns into an "I'm older than you" pissing contest
( mutster101 fell over,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:31,
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The time when it's most helpfulis before you get shot in the head.
( Fluffy elephants,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:17,
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We know what they do behind your back.......and it's not pretty mooglemania Please disregard this sig.,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:10,
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Me next. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:13,
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ABOVE THE TREES FLEW BATTY BAT, THE GORMLESS, BIG-EARED FURRY TWAT
very well thanks me dear :)Mr Droog and I are thinking about getting a couple o' doggies \o/ life is grand
How is life in the 'bird household?
(How is life in the 'bird household?
Droog is too orangey for crows,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:29,
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Superblastfun, thanks.Well, OK anyway.
We live next to a windmill now!
I would go for kitties rather than dogs. They're not as smelly.
(We live next to a windmill now!
I would go for kitties rather than dogs. They're not as smelly.
wheelybird mreee!,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:37,
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Pah, dogs ftwWe're getting a border terrier and a basset, woo!
Living next to a windmill is ace :) You could put your washing on it and get it dried in double-time!
(Living next to a windmill is ace :) You could put your washing on it and get it dried in double-time!
Droog is too orangey for crows,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:46,
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500,000 Watts of lies and untruth We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:10,
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FOR YOUR JAPS EYES ONLY The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:10,
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first issue only 99pall other issues £4.99
those things tricked me with a false hope of construting a poorly made plastic creation
(,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:12,
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those things tricked me with a false hope of construting a poorly made plastic creation
Jordan? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:13,
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doesn't she count as a faliure?some bits must have melted before that was put together
(,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:18,
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and the binders mandon't forget the price of the binders!
and the mags were never that good
"BLAA BLAA BLAA BLAAA BLAA BLAA [really exciting/interesting bit starting] (continued in VOLUME 987, PAGE 18"
when you are on issue 4, which is usually the time the newsagent stops buying the magazine because he can't be arsed with just 1 person buying it after 400 bought the first issue with the free plastic object (collect them all and make a larger plastic object)
(and the mags were never that good
"BLAA BLAA BLAA BLAAA BLAA BLAA [really exciting/interesting bit starting] (continued in VOLUME 987, PAGE 18"
when you are on issue 4, which is usually the time the newsagent stops buying the magazine because he can't be arsed with just 1 person buying it after 400 bought the first issue with the free plastic object (collect them all and make a larger plastic object)
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:14,
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I still have a glow in the dark plastic tyranosaurus rex head from one of thoseI never did get the neck...but I saw someone who made it all :(
(,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:17,
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crikeysomeone out there, bought the whole set :D
I wanted that robot one
but I kept forgetting, and besides it was about £100000 for each one so sod it
I can make my own robot, out of a4 copier paper and string!
(I wanted that robot one
but I kept forgetting, and besides it was about £100000 for each one so sod it
I can make my own robot, out of a4 copier paper and string!
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:19,
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I saw one for making a a remote controlled rally carI still remember the scene, the first issue came with a wheel
how many issues would you need to make a car? I thought. I placed it back down on the shelf and sighed as I walked away
(,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:22,
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how many issues would you need to make a car? I thought. I placed it back down on the shelf and sighed as I walked away
a hell of a lot more than it would cost you to buy a shipment of remote controlled cars from chinaand remote control all those bastards at once, maybe to rob a bank, or rescue timmy who has fallen down a well*
*he can climb up the ever increasing pile of remote control cars at the bottom of the well until he reaches safety, or, as is more likely, can be suffocated by an ever increasing pile of remote car death
hehe, look at their little wheels wiggle about! timmy is under that lot!
:D
(*he can climb up the ever increasing pile of remote control cars at the bottom of the well until he reaches safety, or, as is more likely, can be suffocated by an ever increasing pile of remote car death
hehe, look at their little wheels wiggle about! timmy is under that lot!
:D
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:31,
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Fear me!! and my army of small toysPoor timmy though, he'd have to let all those cars fall on him before he could move
lets just send Sting down the well
(,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:35,
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lets just send Sting down the well
I'd buy thatA remote control Sting robot
or...kidnap the real sting and convert him for remote control use, maybe you could get a volume control on him as well
(,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:40,
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or...kidnap the real sting and convert him for remote control use, maybe you could get a volume control on him as well
B3TA NEWSLETTER: WE'VE GOT AIDS, NOW YOU HAVE TOOor
B3TA NEWSLETTER: Like you have anything better to do at half four on a friday
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B£TA NEWSLETTER: I forgot to take my finger off shift
(,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:11,
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B3TA NEWSLETTER: Like you have anything better to do at half four on a friday
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B£TA NEWSLETTER: I forgot to take my finger off shift
FREE FIRE FOR EVERYONE! (excluding residents of Glouscester) monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:11,
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you get that just for turning up!/the sun blog
( discomeats This canoe,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:18,
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READING THIS WILL MAKE YOU CLEVER**as part of a healthy visual diet
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:11,
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my chapstick looks like a tampon applicator FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:12,
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arf lol arf Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:12,
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HahahahaNeeds more bridge.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:13,
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Angry Wales is revolting Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:13,
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BURN IT!!! from ORBIT!!!only way TO BE sure?
( discomeats This canoe,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:17,
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Something you need to know about cheese.... Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:12,
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When all you've got is a hammereverything looks like a nail
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:12,
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:26,
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Ask me about new apple flavour bleach! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:12,
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Motorcycle couriered quicker than a bullet to your door HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:13,
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What is itwith you and motorcycles and guns and couriers?
Is it your time of month?
(Is it your time of month?
wheelybird mreee!,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:15,
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first time I've mentioned themare you confusing me with someone else? :)
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:16,
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Perhaps so.I think both Vernon Kaye and I are confusing you.
wheelybird mreee!,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:18,
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newsletter subjectline compowrite a phrase and win your weight in aids
let's be having you?
(,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:13,
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let's be having you?
The B3TA NEWSLETTER - Because you can't wank at work..
( skivesagain is now no longer in Australia.,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:14,
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I'm glad I don't sit next to youunless you are a girl that is
( skivesagain is now no longer in Australia.,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:18,
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Extreme beekeeping in the 31st centuary We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:14,
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Extreme bukkake in the 31st Century?.
( skivesagain is now no longer in Australia.,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:19,
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"Everybody we know reads the Beano.""Manley is a cunt."
"Touching Ham since 1994"
"Hitting the nail right between the eyes"
("Touching Ham since 1994"
"Hitting the nail right between the eyes"
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:14,
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The Langham Institute has approved your research grant! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:14,
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Dunking our hobnobs in your mum's milky mug BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:15,
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Like a dwarf with a low IQ, it's not big or clever
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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:15,
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B3TA NEWSLETTER: MORE USEFUL THAN A KNIFE COVERED IN AIDS monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:15,
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it's a lot like spam but it's shit.or
contains pictures of your mum your dad took.
(contains pictures of your mum your dad took.
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:17,
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ZOO AND ANYONE INVOLVED WITH THEM CAN BITE MY BANGER!! :)I hope you have some smashing stuff for us this week, I need cheering up
prodigy69 Orienteering With Napalm Death,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:18,
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*offers westlers hamburgers*unless you are vegetarian, in which case
*offers westlers hamburgers*
:D
(*offers westlers hamburgers*
:D
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:23,
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IT'S OFFICIAL: YOU ARE SHIT! HAVE A NICE DAY Your watch is BACK,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:18,
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Like a thousand spoons when all you want is fr£e v1agra Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:18,
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You have won a bottle worth $12,000,000 of Ciallis Viagra Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:19,
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Please have both a top tip AND a game in itI want a game to play.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:20,
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NUN WITH 3 TITS FOUND UP MY ARSE.or something along those lines.
( DirtyArse,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:20,
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Wetter than a New Orleans basementI don't know why I bothered. I'm just clock-watching until hometime.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:21,
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GAYWANKMANPORN.COM - You have 1 unread message! the nugga says please and thank you,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:22,
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Pollipsthe new sustainable food source.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:24,
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IT'S SO GOOD I SHIT MY SPLEEN AND MADDIE CAME OUT monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:24,
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Like Skegness, It's better to burn out than to fade away. Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:25,
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Its bangs its head together when it walks! firstinch returns after about 10yrs,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:27,
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CHOMPING AT YOUR TEET TIL YOU GET MASTITIS monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:29,
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Like The Ghost of Mother Theresa's Leg Boxing an Angry Baboon for a Free Lunch.
ITS OFFICALLY OK TO DO A NUMBER TWO IN THE BATH IF YOU MUSH IT DOWN THE PLUGHOLE connor,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:31,
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unedited by the CIA god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:32,
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