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# But getting a friend to suck it for you?
You'd have to be close friends!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:03, archived)
# I think you'd have to be close friends
some kind of geographical proximity is helpful in this situation

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:04, archived)
# Not at that size!
*daydreams*
Can you daydream at night?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:06, archived)
# yes
but it involves turning all the lights on

and painting a yellow dot on one of the windows

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:08, archived)
# don't worry baby, i'll only stick it half way in!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:08, archived)
# only stick half of it in?
the other half just, what? flaps about alerting motorists?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:08, archived)
# Is that a quote from something?
Sounds very Dara O'Briain or somebody....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:09, archived)
# From Flesh Gordon and the cosmic Cheerleaders
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:11, archived)
# this documentary, sounds interesting
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:13, archived)
# Which I'm FAR too innocent to even understand
So I won't go and try and find it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:14, archived)
# it's a male rite of passage film
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:15, archived)
# Which probably explains why I'd never have seen it
Being a girl an' all
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:19, archived)
# i dunno, i know lots of ladies who have viewed softcore.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:22, archived)
# I've seen softcore
Just not that one
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:23, archived)
# I have no idea
but I've probably stole it

like some kind of quote stealing quote snatcher
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:12, archived)
# *prods*
*reminds meaty of her amazing youth*
*runs away laughing*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:21, archived)
# bloody kids!!!
always playing in my bins!

*staggers slowly*

*dies*

X_X
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:28, archived)
# *starts CPR*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:28, archived)
# -_X
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:30, archived)
# That's quite profound
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:28, archived)
# This is why I shouldn't be allowed up this late
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:30, archived)
# if you both had equally massive cocks i can't see how you gouldn;t not suck each other off
it would be like going out for a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:06, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:09, archived)
# i must remember not to befriend marc almond
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:11, archived)
# he'll distract you with complan
and then give you aids
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:13, archived)