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# Drink!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:55, archived)
# Feck!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:55, archived)
# Girls!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:58, archived)
# Drink!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:59, archived)
# You mean 'arse', surely?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:02, archived)
# Old and crappola..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:04, archived)
# Excellent hummus!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:05, archived)
# You're so hot for me.
Nude Twister?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:07, archived)
# Is that what you call it?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:08, archived)
# Only when in Munich.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:12, archived)
# That's ok then
*spins spinny thing*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:16, archived)
# faster!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:58, archived)
# how juvenile is this
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:00, archived)
# very
but hey, likke at the massive cocks you've given them

if i have a cock that big i'd probably suck it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:02, archived)
# But getting a friend to suck it for you?
You'd have to be close friends!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:03, archived)
# I think you'd have to be close friends
some kind of geographical proximity is helpful in this situation

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:04, archived)
# Not at that size!
*daydreams*
Can you daydream at night?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:06, archived)
# yes
but it involves turning all the lights on

and painting a yellow dot on one of the windows

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:08, archived)
# don't worry baby, i'll only stick it half way in!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:08, archived)
# only stick half of it in?
the other half just, what? flaps about alerting motorists?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:08, archived)
# Is that a quote from something?
Sounds very Dara O'Briain or somebody....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:09, archived)
# From Flesh Gordon and the cosmic Cheerleaders
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:11, archived)
# this documentary, sounds interesting
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:13, archived)
# Which I'm FAR too innocent to even understand
So I won't go and try and find it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:14, archived)
# it's a male rite of passage film
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:15, archived)
# Which probably explains why I'd never have seen it
Being a girl an' all
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:19, archived)
# i dunno, i know lots of ladies who have viewed softcore.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:22, archived)
# I've seen softcore
Just not that one
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:23, archived)
# I have no idea
but I've probably stole it

like some kind of quote stealing quote snatcher
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:12, archived)
# *prods*
*reminds meaty of her amazing youth*
*runs away laughing*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:21, archived)
# bloody kids!!!
always playing in my bins!

*staggers slowly*

*dies*

X_X
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:28, archived)
# *starts CPR*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:28, archived)
# -_X
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:30, archived)
# That's quite profound
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:28, archived)
# This is why I shouldn't be allowed up this late
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:30, archived)
# if you both had equally massive cocks i can't see how you gouldn;t not suck each other off
it would be like going out for a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:06, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:09, archived)
# i must remember not to befriend marc almond
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:11, archived)
# he'll distract you with complan
and then give you aids
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:13, archived)
# I'm sure we evolved so that we could not
...else there would be no offspring
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:04, archived)
# Hooray!
i must be super evolved.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:07, archived)
# Pffft
Saves me posting the other anim anyway
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:07, archived)
# hobbits?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:01, archived)
# Never in all my days on b3ta has a post emerged that demands something horrific and unpleasant than this
sadly a kitten nibbling some one's ankle is beyond my present grasp of abilities, being a bit mashed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:05, archived)
# i too am coming to the end of a bottle and sadly must retire shortly
but i'm on a stag night tomotrrow so will be proper cunted in the morrows eve.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:10, archived)
# and back to the biffa bin
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:12, archived)
# aye
and i've labled my tinfoil hats, so don't you go touching them, i know what order they are in.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:16, archived)
# Sturdy breakfast then fella
and www.b3ta.com/board/7521981

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:13, archived)
# Arf!
my sister would have enjoyed the priveledges of that the other week when she took my niece and nephew, still live and learn.

last time i was near london zoo was 10= years ago and i skirted the perimeter taking pictures of elephants.

mind you i was at college at the time.

cheers for the offer and i'm in london in november so i might give you a shout nearer the time.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:20, archived)
# *noted*
/relurks, night all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:23, archived)
# night night fella
and keep an eye on those meercat babies and make sure they ar alright.

;D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:26, archived)