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# I had a beer.
Then someone tried to give me a mojito. But I left. Then I drank some water.
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Sat 18 Aug 2007, 4:25, archived)
# Nooooo!
that's what they want you to do... drinking water & that

You gotta drink stupidly strong apple juice to stay FREE & SANE
or maybe just pissed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 4:28, archived)
# maybe...
I'm one of "they"...

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(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Sat 18 Aug 2007, 4:31, archived)
# *stabs with anti-they pencils*

*enhuggles betterer wirh b3ta fluffehness*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 4:34, archived)
# I'm a little confused,
but just a little bit happier, too.

Thank you for that.
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Sat 18 Aug 2007, 4:36, archived)
# ^enhuggles for word of the year
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 4:36, archived)
# I'd vote for it
If I wasn't entering the word 'pissbeans' myself.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 4:44, archived)
# Oooh.
Now we've got a competition.

Launch the campaigns. I want to see slogans and posters, speeches and scandals.
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Sat 18 Aug 2007, 4:45, archived)
# Indeed!
It's on.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 4:52, archived)
# i know somebody who has an allergy to apple juice
or apples in general. I am not exactly sure, but it has the effect of her snorting three lines of cocaine. When she was little and they found out the hyperactivity it caused in her they stopped giving it to her cold turkey. She sat in front of the fridge and waited for someone to open it and she would try to abscond with some precious apple juice.
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 4:33, archived)
# i knew a guy who went absolutley hyper speeding mental
if he drank anything with cheap orange flavouring in it
if he drank a can of fizzy orange he was a fucking pain in the arse
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 4:50, archived)
# i have another friend with an allergic reaction to whatever the hell it is in smirnoff
he becomes a right bastard.
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 5:09, archived)