The sad thing is...Sean Connery has become an inside joke between my woman and me. I say to her in my besht Sean Connery accshent, 'Sho, Mish Moneypenneh, would you like shome cockshuckery?' and she cracks up, and we head upstairs.
About a week or so ago I started reciting the Divinyls' 'I Touch Myself' in that voice, suggestively wriggling my eyebrows and placing my fingers on my crotch, and she about pissed herself. Then, while we were standing in the kitchen I did it again, this time laying my fingers suggestively on the shelf over the sink.
Now I just need to wiggle my eyebrows and touch a shelf, and she knows what I mean...
(About a week or so ago I started reciting the Divinyls' 'I Touch Myself' in that voice, suggestively wriggling my eyebrows and placing my fingers on my crotch, and she about pissed herself. Then, while we were standing in the kitchen I did it again, this time laying my fingers suggestively on the shelf over the sink.
Now I just need to wiggle my eyebrows and touch a shelf, and she knows what I mean...
The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure.,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:37,
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that you want to sex the kitchen furniture?
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:43,
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Hahahahaa!I do the sean connery thing too!
"How can you resisht my dear? I shound jusht like Sean Connery. Now shuck my cock!"
("How can you resisht my dear? I shound jusht like Sean Connery. Now shuck my cock!"
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 3:09,
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The hell of it is, it works......as long as you don't compare her to Mish Sharandon or Mish Shtreishand...
(No, I have no idea where that came from originally, other than Sarandon and Streisand have names with "s" in them, and they're both bog trolls.)
((No, I have no idea where that came from originally, other than Sarandon and Streisand have names with "s" in them, and they're both bog trolls.)
The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure.,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 3:13,
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