I'm so sorry...
Somehow, Sean Connery singing the Divinyls just made me giggle.
The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure.,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:28,
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The sad thing is...Sean Connery has become an inside joke between my woman and me. I say to her in my besht Sean Connery accshent, "Sho, Mish Moneypenneh, would you like shome cockshuckery?" and she cracks up, and we head upstairs.
About a week or so ago I started reciting the Divinyls' "I Touch Myself" in that voice, suggestively wriggling my eyebrows and placing my fingers on my crotch, and she about pissed herself. Then, while we were standing in the kitchen I did it again, this time laying my fingers suggestively on the shelf over the sink.
Now I just need to wiggle my eyebrows and touch a shelf, and she knows what I mean...
(About a week or so ago I started reciting the Divinyls' "I Touch Myself" in that voice, suggestively wriggling my eyebrows and placing my fingers on my crotch, and she about pissed herself. Then, while we were standing in the kitchen I did it again, this time laying my fingers suggestively on the shelf over the sink.
Now I just need to wiggle my eyebrows and touch a shelf, and she knows what I mean...
The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure.,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:37,
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that you want to sex the kitchen furniture?
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:43,
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Hahahahaa!I do the sean connery thing too!
"How can you resisht my dear? I shound jusht like Sean Connery. Now shuck my cock!"
("How can you resisht my dear? I shound jusht like Sean Connery. Now shuck my cock!"
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 3:09,
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The hell of it is, it works......as long as you don't compare her to Mish Sharandon or Mish Shtreishand...
(No, I have no idea where that came from originally, other than Sarandon and Streisand have names with "s" in them, and they're both bog trolls.)
((No, I have no idea where that came from originally, other than Sarandon and Streisand have names with "s" in them, and they're both bog trolls.)
The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure.,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 3:13,
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Shuperb.A shite for shore eyesh.
:D
(:D
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:32,
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I find it curious........that your username was in purple, yet I just looked and cannot remember having seen your profile before.
Your pictures are quite memorable, I think I would remember if I saw them before.
(Your pictures are quite memorable, I think I would remember if I saw them before.
Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be.,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 3:58,
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That is the shexshest vershion of that song EVAH!!!
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:35,
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MORE OF THIS SORT OF THING!
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:51,
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All the others get mod edited:( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 3:10,
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"Jussht be careful what you sschoot at, Shome shings don't reackt too well to bulletsch!"/Red October blog
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:47,
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Your beeeeesht? Loshers alwaysh talk about their besht../The Rock
:D
(:D
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:54,
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Hogan Knows Breast (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 3:00,
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I've seen about 5 minutes of thatmtv is utter shite
I mean... I've sheen about 5 minutesh of that etc
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Sun 19 Aug 2007, 3:02,
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I mean... I've sheen about 5 minutesh of that etc
Feel the shtag mcleodRamirez wiz ere - 1702
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 3:53,
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