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# THERE IS PIZZA IN HELL.
I WILL FEAST ON IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:35, archived)
# YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THIS. DO NOT. SHUT UP ABOUT IT.
I sent a similar message from my boss's email on friday night.

Furburger will tell you all about the aftermath tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:38, archived)
# THIS IS TED TURNER. PLEASE STOP CALLING ME LIKE THIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:39, archived)
# I CAN SEE EVERYTHING.
I CAN HEAR EVERY WORD.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:40, archived)
# IT'S NEAR 4 AND I STILL HAVE RUM
I WOULD ADVISE RUNNING.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:42, archived)
# YARRRRRRRRRRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:45, archived)
# *burp*
Arrr *burp* rrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:49, archived)
# JOHN CUSACK IS SHOUTING NOW.
 
I DON'T THINK HE KILLED ANYBODY BUT YOU NEVER KNOW
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:43, archived)
# never trust the cusak!
he has eyes like an evil dog
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:45, archived)
# JOHN CUSACK CAN SHUT THE HELL UP.
HE NEVER LISTENS ANYWAY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:46, archived)
# THERE WAS A DEAD GUY IN THE FREEZER AND THE WHOLE PLACE WAS BUILT ON AN INDIAN BURIAL GROUND.
 
THINGS ARE LOOKING UP
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)
# WELL MY WIFE HAS JUST LEFT ME FOR A CANE TOAD
AND MY FOUR YEAR OLD SON TELLS ME THAT IT'S THE END OF THE ROAD

BUT BASICALLY SPEAKING, THINGS ARE ON THE UP.

DOOOO, DO DO DO DOOO DOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)
# HE DID JUST SHOOT RAY LIOTTA IN THE GUT BUT IT WAS TOTALLY JUSTIFIED.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:22, archived)
# RAY LIOTTA WAS TOTALLY ASKING FOR THAT SHIT.
HE OWES ME SOME SERIOUS MONAYS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:24, archived)