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# Quick and dirty

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:32, archived)
# It must be a Nike!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:33, archived)
# it's AAAAAAAA++++ manufacturing
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:34, archived)
# I'm sure...
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(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:37, archived)
# you should be careful of groundnails
it's sound advice

and I'm going to sleep

nite nite

zzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:39, archived)
# Nike? Shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:37, archived)
# mmmmanhips
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:39, archived)
# ewww...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:41, archived)
# I believe you mean
mmmmm

edit: I mean without the poo-covered top half. There's just something about manhips though.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:42, archived)
# ASS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:34, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:35, archived)
# gotta love red on a blue background
fucks with my eyes more than a willyfinger would ;)

He'd be able to defend himself if he had arms with joints

also imagine what it would be like to have arms of normal length, but no elbows.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:36, archived)
# imagine having only 8 whole colours to play with
it's red on blue heaven!

and yes, he could do with more arms

but meh, fuck him!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:37, archived)
# it'd be like when you were 5
and had 8 color crayon boxes. Those were awesome. Then when you got older there were ones with 32 or 64 or 96 crayons with a little sharpener in the back. Those were awesome too.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:38, archived)
# you need to play more arcade games from 1980
:D

unless you value your eyes :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:40, archived)
# but I wouldn't be able to yell at 11 year old boys
so is it really a game?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:44, archived)
# only in your mind, man
only in your mind

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:44, archived)
# Good enough for me
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:46, archived)
# YOU WANT FUCKING ASSHOES?
AVAILABLE IN: FUCKING GREEN AND A FUCKING SHITTY BLUE
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:37, archived)
# I WANT ONE IN MAGNET!
GIVE MAGNET

AAAAAAAA+++++ PROUDUCTION

GENUINE MADE FROM CHINESE PRISON FACTORY HAPPY HONEST COMPANY LIMITED SPECIALISE IN SHOE BOOT BOET BOAT BARN-PIPE MAGNETS! FOR ALL OR ANY OCCASION!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:39, archived)
# 100% AMERICAN MADE FROM CRUSHED...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:41, archived)
# 100% AUTHENTIC AMERICAN STYLE ALL AMERICAN TEXAS MAGNET
FROM CHILD SLAVE LABOUR FACTORY 5, SHENZEN, CHINA

"FUCKING SHITTIEST OF MAGNET FOR EVERY TIME"*

*not suitable for fridge, hotdog, vehicular, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:43, archived)
# ... except of course, Ian McShane is British.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:46, archived)
# NIKE FAILED...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:39, archived)
# HOLY CRAP!
SUSPENSE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:40, archived)
# Is that
the Fresh Prince in that shoe, along for the ride?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 3:16, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 9:18, archived)