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# HAY GUYS IM PREGNANT.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 7:21, archived)
# Oh just fucking great!
Like we needed more bug-eyed green aliens around.
And I've still got leftover face-huggers in the shed!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 7:31, archived)
# Congratulations.
Here's Alex, my offspring, on the day he was born last month.
hoagieshouse.dyndns.org/Alex_1_800x600.jpg
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 7:31, archived)
# What an excellent head.
How did you season him?

Also: excellent name.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 7:33, archived)
# That was the good side.
There was a huge forceps mark on the other side.

Soon faded though.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 7:36, archived)
# Perfect size for pickling.
Or boiled.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 7:37, archived)
# how much?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 7:39, archived)
# hazaa!!
edit :
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 7:36, archived)
# narfle.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 7:40, archived)
# that's gotta be annoying
when it rains
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 7:59, archived)
# Children are always annoying.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 9:44, archived)
# SHOW US YOUR TITS
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 7:48, archived)