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Morning folks! Any requests?
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 9:11, archived)
# Draw me
It will fuel my ego and suppress the cravings for attention.
(but I smoke a pipe)
/attention whore
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 9:17, archived)
# I'm currently paying attention to you
*sits back in armchair with a beer and watches
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 9:36, archived)
# *changes channel*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 9:41, archived)
# *changes back
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 9:58, archived)
# *changes again*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 9:59, archived)
# *changes back and keeps the remote
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 10:00, archived)
# *fights over remote*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Gah - I will fight to the biiter end!
*takes batteries out of remote and throws them away
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 10:04, archived)
# *Hits you over the head with remote*
*walks over to the tv and turns the plug off*
*cuts wires*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 10:15, archived)
# *installs new satellite dish and purchases 150" plasma TV
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 10:24, archived)
# *steals*.
Note the full stop^. This means I WIN.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Oooohhh,
That new back is all teh sexy Barge!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 10:00, archived)
# You better believe it, it's the latest thing from Paris
*was going to repost BargyBeer. (It seems b3tards is down)

(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 10:03, archived)
# *pays attention to Pig...
Ooo shiny things!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Yaaaay!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 9:58, archived)
# I am a better narcissist than you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 10:11, archived)
# nicely!
TJ what the fuck is up with the board today? where is every body? 'ningles to anyone present
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 9:35, archived)
# 'Ning
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 9:38, archived)
# 'Niiiiiiiiiiiiiing
/bell
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 9:42, archived)
# isn't today a bank holiday in the UK?
the must all be still asleep

'ning
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 9:54, archived)
# Ooh thanks for reminding me!
I must pop off to Local Shop before 12, lest they burn me for not being local.

Or they'll just close.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 9:58, archived)
# oh shit yeah, fucking holland
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Yeah!
Fucking Holland!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 10:10, archived)
# haha, no bank holiday here.
fucking england
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 10:12, archived)
# That's because England is the native home of the bank.
Eeerywhere else merely has 'bank children' or 'bankettes'

And you've never heard of a 'Bankette Holiday' now, have you? That would be silly.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 10:16, archived)
# we have sofa holidays here.
bank = sofa

or

bank = bank

fucking holland
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Haha
Do they have paid holiday?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 10:39, archived)
# oh yeah they have their good sides.
they even still test their air raid sirens once a month.

/littleknownfactabouthollandblog
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Fucking Holland!
Cup of tea translates well mind.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 10:48, archived)
# That tis trés Woo!
How about a cow with a gun?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Yeah that annoying little shite from the Haribo adverts
being tampered with by a T Rex with a giant fist!

'ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Actually, yes - I do have a request.
Can I ask it? It's a bit cheeky and is probably a candidate for www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Also, WOO! for Cyril Sneer.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 10:02, archived)
# is b3tards down
because of the bank holiday or in spite of the bank holiday?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfred Pimble uninspired since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 10:05, archived)
# It's full.
Wait and hope.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 10:09, archived)
# but like a nappy then:P
'ning matey.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 10:13, archived)
# lo.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 10:20, archived)
# OK - so must find other hoster
done
(I helped save b3ta! Alfred Pimble uninspired since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 10:21, archived)
# I want a tee-design knocking up
it's just an idea at the moment, but basically, I know what I want and am untalented enough to have to ask.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 10:13, archived)