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# She won't go for the videoes
I've already tried that one, and sent her 6 times to collect nonexistent money.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:23, archived)
# hehehe
have you got a picture of her?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:25, archived)
# I did but it is the size of a postage stamp
She also doesn't like me talking about the "space alien from outerspace" which jumped out of a tree and bit my finger. She seems quite scared of me now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:34, archived)
# she's going to be even more freaked out when you tell her about your parasitic twin
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:36, archived)
# That's a good idea
I'll try that one later in the week, once I have been to church.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Tell her last time you went to church
you were sick on the door-step
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:23, archived)