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# Dear b3ta,
I have been chatting to a Nigerian Princess via the internet.
Recently I told her about a stray cat, which had the face of a human man, that came
in to my house and asked for a fish then disappeared before my very eyes.
I even sent her a this photo of the beast as proof.

We were due to get married once I sent her $5000 for her filght to the UK but since
I told her about the strange cat I saw, she now thinks I'm the Devil and keeps telling
me to go to church. What can I do to save our relationship?
Please help.

Regards,
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:13, archived)
# you'll have to send her more money
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:13, archived)
# send me your pension book
and i'll exorcise the demons.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Find the cat and send its skinned face to her
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:14, archived)
# :D
Clearly the solution is to send me $5000 to perform a remote exorcism
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:14, archived)
# go to church?
only for bumsex of course
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:15, archived)
# she will never com to the UK
she will steal you money and then never return your emails.

i suggest getting some sexy pictures of her and some videos of her doing things solo.

then you can sell the footage and make your money back.

if she does com to the UK you always have this as a fall back plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:15, archived)
# they just want him to come to africa so they can hold him to ransom anyway
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:18, archived)
# She won't go for the videoes
I've already tried that one, and sent her 6 times to collect nonexistent money.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:23, archived)
# hehehe
have you got a picture of her?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:25, archived)
# I did but it is the size of a postage stamp
She also doesn't like me talking about the "space alien from outerspace" which jumped out of a tree and bit my finger. She seems quite scared of me now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:34, archived)
# she's going to be even more freaked out when you tell her about your parasitic twin
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:36, archived)
# That's a good idea
I'll try that one later in the week, once I have been to church.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Tell her last time you went to church
you were sick on the door-step
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Don't be silly.
Why would she steal his money?
(engekomkommer, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Send her a picture of a magenta bird
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketCFB
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:24, archived)
# what a wonderfully disturbing creature
i think she will probably be too scared to come to the uk now. better find another wife
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:27, archived)
# While that's quite funny
the people above who seem to think you want/expect to marry her is just as good.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)