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# cheers dude
i can't believe i'm 4 already.
i'll be starting school next year!
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 9:44, archived)
# How are the weeding preps going?
I'm astonished that you still have time for b3ta ;)
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 9:49, archived)
# I'm guessing if it's not sorted now
It ain't gonna be

...might as well enjoy the lull before the storm!

...though I am surprised he's at work!
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 9:51, archived)
# *eyes suspiciously*
how do you know i'm at work?
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 9:56, archived)
# I live under your desk
I get very hungry over long weekends
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 9:58, archived)
# there are so many wrong responses i could make to that
but i shall refrain

=D
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Hahah
No blowjobs* the day before your wedding**


* except from the wife-to-be
**unless you're on a late stag do!
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 10:02, archived)
# there's so many rules to remember
... and not all of them sound good.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 10:08, archived)
# i'm at work
and everything's as sorted as it's going to be.
just need to make sure i remember to turn up
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 9:52, archived)
# you'll be chained to Amsterdam*
this time tomorrow morning...

*euphemiusm for getting married
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 9:55, archived)
# not heard that one before
this time tomorrow i shall be pacing about and smoking lots
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 9:56, archived)
# exactly
just like if you were in Amsterdam... the euphemism holds water!
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 9:57, archived)
# dammit you're right
*pats heartily on the back*
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 9:59, archived)
# if you're about to have a proper stag night,
you should be prepared to wake up in a slovakian hen house, chained, naked and covered in tar ;)
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 10:00, archived)
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(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 10:01, archived)