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# no smiley
or any punctuation after the sentence OMG
- the internets hates me!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:23, archived)
# I looked all over my keyboard
but I can't find the smiley key
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:24, archived)
# noob!
it's right beside the 'any' key.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:26, archived)
# YOU'RE BOTH BANNED FOR ARGUING.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:34, archived)
# unban me you mod or i'll send crackers over to lick all your furniture.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:40, archived)
# aaaaahhhahhahah!
 
Mommy's Special Oven

..I was looking for the party scene with Surfin' Bird, but curiously enough that's not in youtube.
Nor the chicken fucking.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:42, archived)
# how ridiculous!
youtube was built to show chickenfucking.

edit: i'm housesitting in a couple of weeks, i'll have to have a waters' filmfest with the homeowners dvd collection.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:49, archived)
# ^this^
with more feathers flying and frayed sticky tape!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:52, archived)
# Arguing on the internet is like taking part in the special olympics
Even if you win, gronkpan is retarded.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:43, archived)
# oooh, you're going to get double-banned for that!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:55, archived)
# Yeah, turns out I'm on double secret probation.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:57, archived)
# win the boat race
win the internets!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:58, archived)
# no way.
i have already won the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 7:04, archived)
# NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRDS!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 7:02, archived)