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[challenge entry] Taking the compo literally! - THIS COMPO IS SHITE!!!!!!!!!

From the The Secret Lives of Animals challenge. See all 354 entries (closed)

(, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:53, archived)
[challenge entry] mmmm bacon
SEAL CLUBBING!
(, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:54, archived)
# SEA BACON!

(Also the name of my boat:)
(, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:59, archived)
# ha ha
i just imagined carving bacon from a seal
lol
(, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:01, archived)
# Best of all the bacons!
(, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:02, archived)
# I slow for horses
in pitta bread and chilli sauce
(, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:04, archived)
# I often go vegetarian
like when I'm watching animal cops. How can I eat something so cute.

Then like half an hour later I'm eating steak. I have zero willpower.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:55, archived)
#
willpower steak
(, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:59, archived)
# Me too!
I ate half a cow this evening - I was just amazed at the sheer number of pea roasts in this compo!

originality? where's it gone?
(, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:59, archived)
# you're a scouse ghost
what need you of corporial grubstuffs?
(, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:00, archived)
# The way I see it
If we aren't supposed to eat cows, why are they made of beefs?
(, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:03, archived)