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[challenge entry] 'Cause todays the day...
The teddy bears have a gang bang.


From the The Secret Lives of Animals challenge. See all 354 entries (closed)

(TowerOfStone, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:45, archived)
# dammit
Now I'm inappropriately aroused for the second time today.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)
# first time was when you went into the bathroom and saw the hooker hadn't flushed?
Morning wood AND a hearty drink to start the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Mmmm... liquid faeces...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:48, archived)
# that's fucking revolting.
I meant a mixture of one's own seminal discharge along with slut-urine and toilet water.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:49, archived)
# slut urine?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)
# *ninjutsu*
(thanks)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Oh, you actually meant slut urine...

I was just being facetious
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)
# I meant
A mixture of one's own seminal discharge along with with liquid faeces and toilet water.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:51, archived)
# oh god, sorry
I completely misunderstood
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)
# damn you!
stop spying on me!

*must remember to close the blinds in future*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:48, archived)
# yes, if you leave them open on the operating table
they'll never get their sight back.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)
# aah thanks!
that advice could just about save my career as a sturgeon.

*opens and closes mouth in the manner of a fish*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:57, archived)
# i am lovin
the bulge in the mouth
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)
# i'd heard that about you
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:47, archived)
# With tits?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Bears like honey
Honey is made by bees..

Bee News! (video)

story

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Floating bear heads!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Top Dogging Action
even Premier Division Footballers don't get this much dogging action.

Do they prefer it bearback?
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:25, archived)