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# T3 is on UKGold right now

I have SO many issues with this movie...
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:47, archived)
# Biggest issue being.....
No James Cameron!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:50, archived)
# maybe she was a neuro?
/Painkiller Jane
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:50, archived)
# but she has breasts
so it's all good
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:50, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:51, archived)
# Oh, and they spend half the movie in a van the police have the number plate of
and no one ever thinks of changing it, not even the Arnie droid who's sent to protect them.

Bright.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:51, archived)
# It takes T2, rapes it, shits on it, fucks it with some rape, then teaches it to lick it's own dying arse-gravy.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:51, archived)
# Write your own reviews please
You've taken that word for word from The Guardian
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:52, archived)
# Damnit, foiled again.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Well I'd watch it.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:58, archived)
# :D
Fuck me, you're fast!

AHHAHAHAHhaha!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:59, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!
Why, is that a real review!? Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
brown's the color of poo!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 0:02, archived)
# Yeh, and what you said, too
what is it about great franchise movies when they get to number 3!?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Well, it was doomed to fail.
No Cameron
No Linda Hamilton
No kid from T2

Shame really.

Though Cameron's 'Avatar' is gonna kick so much ass.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:55, archived)
# ...and...
...we all know T2 was a success because of the Atari Portfolio computer that can crack teh PIN numbers!! I have an Atari Portfolio, all it ever did for me was print 80-column diary entries.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 0:06, archived)
# Eaaasyy money.
:D
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 0:16, archived)
# ...well...
...we all know the best Star Trek movies were the Even-Numbered ones. Apart from Nemesis, which was a little bit poo.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 0:09, archived)
# Oh...
...don't even get me started on teh quantum chromodynamics of this!!!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Geek!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:55, archived)
# ...wrong...
Engineer!!!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:56, archived)
# Engineer THIS!!
*throws T3 arse gravy!*
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:57, archived)
# Kristanna Loken
...is a lesbican. And so am I . I'm a male lesbican.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 0:03, archived)
# It rubs the ass gravy on it's tits!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 0:05, archived)
# ...and...
then it gets the hose agits. ?!?!?!??
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 0:08, archived)
# No,
then it gets the dental dam out!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 0:10, archived)
# ooh...
...sound a bit too much like my last Dentist, "Giles." Sometimes, I think he was only doing a Root Canal because he enjoyed seeing me covered in Latex...
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 0:15, archived)
# ...That said...
...Giles' replacement this year is an absolutely STUNNING blonde called Elaeanor, who seems to actually give a shit about my teeth not just her marks, and she looks a bit like Kristanna Lokken in T3... except hotter!!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 0:17, archived)
# Hooray...
...for teh Commodore PET 2001 series at the end of this film!! I have one in my cellar...
PRINT"?"
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 0:12, archived)