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# My favourite Derek & Clive sketch ever.
I discovered it in my dad's record collection when I was seven or eight, and my mum came home to my brother and I giggling like idiots.

We were full of interesting questions that night.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:28, archived)
# 'ere, mum
who is joan crawford ? how did she get a hamburger stand in there ? who is the lady from amsterdam ?
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:29, archived)
# I hope in the spirit of things you kicked her in teh cunt!
'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:21, archived)
# !
the day people are here 'ninging away, it's time i said good night.

'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:25, archived)
# 'night!
There will be a beautiful website at www.superiordesignawards.com by the time you awaken.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:27, archived)
# CYA postbear.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:41, archived)
# 'ningles mr ghost
how be thee this fine overcast morning?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:00, archived)