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B I G G E R E R
sing along: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UT02--Ijdc

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(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:25, archived)
# My favourite Derek & Clive sketch ever.
I discovered it in my dad's record collection when I was seven or eight, and my mum came home to my brother and I giggling like idiots.

We were full of interesting questions that night.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:28, archived)
# 'ere, mum
who is joan crawford ? how did she get a hamburger stand in there ? who is the lady from amsterdam ?
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:29, archived)
# I hope in the spirit of things you kicked her in teh cunt!
'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:21, archived)
# !
the day people are here 'ninging away, it's time i said good night.

'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:25, archived)
# 'night!
There will be a beautiful website at www.superiordesignawards.com by the time you awaken.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:27, archived)
# CYA postbear.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:41, archived)
# 'ningles mr ghost
how be thee this fine overcast morning?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Arfants in brine.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:30, archived)
# heh. i found something for you.
the best toronto craigslist ad ever.

note: will only make sense to people in southern ontario.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:35, archived)
# A keeper! Until his stash runs out. Hahaha!
22! The acne scars will have closed by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:38, archived)
# tiffany was the bestest toronto craigslist ad
hard to top
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:39, archived)
# My fav'

edit: Others #1 and #3
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:41, archived)
# heavens... how do you think up scenarios like that ? :-)
seksi, innit
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:45, archived)
#
umm....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:47, archived)
# seems like toronto has lots of strange people
must be the weather
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:48, archived)
# i'm all about a whore named funny bunny these days. pics:
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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:50, archived)
# what a charming young
gentleman
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:52, archived)
# what a charming young
gentlemanham.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:54, archived)
# Must be able to sew robes.
Haha. I really need to break out of the real estate ads. I didn't know what I was missing.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:49, archived)
# i've been banned from posting in erotic services, sadly.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:51, archived)
# That's something to be proud of.
Not everyone can say that. :)

In other news, I just won a Black Cat fireworks t-shirt for a Condaleeza Rice captioning contest. Yippee!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:53, archived)
# so whats the caption ?
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:55, archived)
# It was sort of a speed contest. 17 photos.

I guess the pictures are needed to do it justice. But you know Condi. They all look about the same. ANGRY.

Here's the first three-

1 No man has ever escaped my wrath. Or crushing thighs.

2 George, put it away.


3 Cheney, put it away.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:07, archived)
# good score! what's the graphic look like?
i used to set those off when i was a grub.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:55, archived)
# Sexy Condi
www.fireworksland.com/misc/condoleeza.jpg

It's off to beddy bye for me.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:10, archived)
# not the monster!
the t-shirt graphic.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:12, archived)
# Haha. I should have known.
www.fireworksland.com/store/images/blackcatfront.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:14, archived)
# much less frightening, thanks.
the other witch always looks like she's just been skinned.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:21, archived)
# this is perfect.
next time he posts you should send it to him to use.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:45, archived)
# Oh come on...
who hasn't?
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:06, archived)
# well, they're all winners, really.
which one was tiffany again? i've seen too many.

this city tv one is just unimaginably hilarious if you grew up around here and were in on the blue movies they would show at night.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:44, archived)
# the 3 foot tall midget prozzie
cos after all, they can do anything big people can do
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:46, archived)
# oh yeah, her. heh.
she was only a tiny fixation of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:47, archived)
# tiny tiffy
with hands that make you look like john holmes
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:50, archived)
# i don't want to look like him. he's dead!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:53, archived)
# (*) when he was still alive
prices and conditions apply. please consult your doctor in case of an erection lasting more than 18 inches
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:01, archived)
# question for the ladies and the queers:
would you let a(n) (un)dead man fuck you if he had a massive cock and was the best lay you could ever want? he would wear a condom, of course, and be unlikely to stalk you.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:05, archived)
# would he be like the rotting and gross undead?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:09, archived)
# that's an option. or he could just be dessicated like a mummy or nancy reagan.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:11, archived)
# I choose....
nancy reagan.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:13, archived)
# let me have nightmares about that now.
goodnight, internet.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:16, archived)
# i prefer her twin, judge judy.
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'night!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:20, archived)
# What about "Drycrotch the FireNosed Harpy", Nancy Grace?
"...because they're messin' with Lady Justice.......and it just ain't right."
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:24, archived)
# 'night!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:23, archived)
# G'night Doc, sleep well.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:26, archived)
# it is muppets.
no flap?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:36, archived)
# fucking fucking cunt.
fucking cunt cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:42, archived)
# I've had this bookmarked for some time
it never fails to make me larf
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 8:57, archived)
# my first reaction... i personally felt the word 'cunt' wasn't used enough
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:51, archived)