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# well, they're all winners, really.
which one was tiffany again? i've seen too many.

this city tv one is just unimaginably hilarious if you grew up around here and were in on the blue movies they would show at night.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:44, archived)
# the 3 foot tall midget prozzie
cos after all, they can do anything big people can do
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:46, archived)
# oh yeah, her. heh.
she was only a tiny fixation of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:47, archived)
# tiny tiffy
with hands that make you look like john holmes
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:50, archived)
# i don't want to look like him. he's dead!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:53, archived)
# (*) when he was still alive
prices and conditions apply. please consult your doctor in case of an erection lasting more than 18 inches
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:01, archived)
# question for the ladies and the queers:
would you let a(n) (un)dead man fuck you if he had a massive cock and was the best lay you could ever want? he would wear a condom, of course, and be unlikely to stalk you.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:05, archived)
# would he be like the rotting and gross undead?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:09, archived)
# that's an option. or he could just be dessicated like a mummy or nancy reagan.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:11, archived)
# I choose....
nancy reagan.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:13, archived)
# let me have nightmares about that now.
goodnight, internet.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:16, archived)
# i prefer her twin, judge judy.
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'night!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:20, archived)
# What about "Drycrotch the FireNosed Harpy", Nancy Grace?
"...because they're messin' with Lady Justice.......and it just ain't right."
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:24, archived)
# 'night!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:23, archived)
# G'night Doc, sleep well.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:26, archived)