(*) when he was still alive
prices and conditions apply. please consult your doctor in case of an erection lasting more than 18 inches
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:01,
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question for the ladies and the queers:
would you let a(n) (un)dead man fuck you if he had a massive cock and was the best lay you could ever want? he would wear a condom, of course, and be unlikely to stalk you.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:05,
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that's an option. or he could just be dessicated like a mummy or nancy reagan.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:11,
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