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# He'll fuckin' 'av you mate.
innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:31, archived)
# hehehe
overheard in Tesco last night, chav mum talking to 3-yr-old chav kid with earring

"Don't you fuckin' swear at me!"


*reads Mein Kampf again*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:35, archived)
# *adds a little cholrine to the gene pool*
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(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)
# more, more!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:38, archived)
# *pours*
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(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Tell me more about this please
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:40, archived)
# i've not got anything prepared for my 10,000 post
what shall i do? *panics*
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(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:41, archived)
# draw your cock as a Skugosaurus
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:42, archived)
# i've already done that!
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(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:42, archived)
# as long as there is naked flesh... i'm happy.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:43, archived)
# hahaha
I missed that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:44, archived)
# draw a Skugasaurus on your cock and then animate it rising from the tar-pit of your mucky bath-water
With a flag saying however many posts on a cocktail stick down your japs.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:43, archived)
# where can i get mucky bath water from at this time of day?
*shudders at the thought of putthing things in an exit only "atonmical word for bit"*
12 7
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:45, archived)
# i get that all the time here.
little kids with their parent in hospital swearing...

my nipper would get put on the naughty mat for that!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:39, archived)
# 'naughty mat'?
is it wired up to the mains?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:46, archived)
# nope.
just the hallway floor.
3 minutes on the mat, then an apology.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:48, archived)
# i often had to apologise
for having someone on ther mat for 3 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:51, archived)