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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 6:45, archived)

What's your point?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 6:46, archived)

Also:

"Hello, I'd like a loaf of bread please"
"Sorry sir, this is a BUTCHER."
"Oh, that's alright, my bike's outside."

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 6:50, archived)

"I'd like a loaf of bread please"

"Sorry sir, this is a doctor's surgery. You have been diagnosed with cancer and have less than three months to live."

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 6:54, archived)

"Oh that's alright, my bike has been stolen"

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 7:12, archived)

FIFTEEN MINUTES TIL CLOSING

THEN I CAN GO AND GET DRUNK IF I LIKE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 6:46, archived)

AND DO YOU LIKE?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 6:47, archived)

OH, I LIKE, MOFAHA. I DO LIKE.

Nicely drunk, mind.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 6:47, archived)

YOU'VE GOT A WHOLE HOUR OF DRINKING ON ME.

THIS IS A TRAVESTY.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 6:48, archived)

Yeah, but I usually spend about two hours arseing about on the internets before I get down to any drinking.

NOT TO MENTION THE SMOKING

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 6:50, archived)

YOU MAKE A VALID POINT. HERE'S TO YOUR FUCK.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 6:56, archived)

One can drink and smoke on the internets

One of lifes finer pleasures.

That and ecstacy

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 6:59, archived)