It depends WHOSE chopping board we're talking about.If it's Kerry Katona's I'm voting for spunk and feaces.
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Monty Propps,
Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:12,
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she doesn't have a chopping boardall her brown chav-food is ready-chopped at Iceland
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:13,
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It came with the horrendously overpriced and distasteful kitchen she bought.She doesn't cook in it, just shags scouse burglars. Aleedgedlly.
Add vaginal discharge to my original reply.
(Add vaginal discharge to my original reply.
Monty Propps,
Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:40,
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