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# lol @ the dildo on the floor...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:16, archived)
# well spotted
looks like a triple-speed X-75 sphinctomatic vibrating buttplug.
*ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:17, archived)
# I believe that's actually the X-80
The X-75 didn't have the hyperspeed torque-thrust converter kit.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:22, archived)
# ah, but the X-80
didn't have the realistic "spurtomatic" jizz motor
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:24, archived)
# That would make it a X-78
But weren't they all recalled due to a faulty flange sprocket?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:27, archived)
# that, and the fact that they would tear your anus to shreds
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:28, archived)
# Yes
Poor Mr. Goatse
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:28, archived)
# on the upside
his image is everywhere
(snooo, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:58, archived)
# really?
Where? I must've missed him, poor chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:23, archived)