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# i beat pac man


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(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:09, archived)
# owwies
edit: reminds me of some of the letters to Sinclair mags about completing Sabre Wulf...
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:10, archived)
# congratulations
you beat your cock to a bloody pulp
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:11, archived)
# *calls police*
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:12, archived)
# "Police beat pac man"

(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:18, archived)
# Silly madmangraham
Pac man fell down the stairs!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:18, archived)
#
fell rolled
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:21, archived)
# He got found with power pills
With a street value of 2.4 million quid!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:25, archived)
# lol @ the dildo on the floor...
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:16, archived)
# well spotted
looks like a triple-speed X-75 sphinctomatic vibrating buttplug.
*ahem*
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:17, archived)
# I believe that's actually the X-80
The X-75 didn't have the hyperspeed torque-thrust converter kit.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:22, archived)
# ah, but the X-80
didn't have the realistic "spurtomatic" jizz motor
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:24, archived)
# That would make it a X-78
But weren't they all recalled due to a faulty flange sprocket?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:27, archived)
# that, and the fact that they would tear your anus to shreds
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:28, archived)
# Yes
Poor Mr. Goatse
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:28, archived)
# on the upside
his image is everywhere
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:58, archived)
# really?
Where? I must've missed him, poor chap.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:23, archived)
# Like the wood grain on the console...
Atari 2600 I assume?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:18, archived)
# yes
it is
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:41, archived)