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We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:57, archived)
# Arf!
That's not the bar scene is it? I can remember the drunk guy ranting about it then the other fella (yeah I'm brilliant with names) vomits all over the place.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:01, archived)
# no that's the big speech at the end
there are so many great quotes from that film
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:05, archived)
# right at the end
talking to the assembled leaders of the world. Tony Blair's in there somewhere.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:06, archived)