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# a fun game.

wow...i had way too much fun yesterday...
my Bestestfriendinthewholewideworld
is in town for a while so we went with our buddy Heidi down to the neighborhood bar...

after a couple drinks we got a bit bored so we started playing a game they have there.
essentially it is a little bucket full of bottlecaps on the backs of which is printed either rock,
paper or scissors. you draw out a cap and that is the choice you play. it is good fun,
but not nearly vulgar enough for our tastes.

so we changed it.

rock is now knob. scissors is vajayjay and paper is butthole.
same rules apply as the origional game, but now we can't even
get through a round without giggling manically.

try it! it is effing hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:46, archived)
# BAN THIS FILTH!*
*-or play with me
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Didn't they do this on Nathan Barley?
Something like "Arse cock or minge" but with hand symbols.

Either way, awesomely childish game, PERFECT for everyone =]

woo @ pic too
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:48, archived)
# COCK MUFF BUMHOLE
"My bumhole totally just farted up your muff"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:54, archived)
# THATS the one!
I knew it was something incredibly childish and awesome.

Thankee =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:57, archived)
# Downloaded the whole series a few weeks ago
And it scares me because thats the industry I'm going into...

Peace and fucking...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:05, archived)
# Ha
I may just do the same.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:08, archived)
# yay. any game involving knobs, vajayjays and butthols is fun per definition
I think it can still be done with hand gestures too
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:49, archived)
# it can...
and is equally hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:51, archived)
# i have to think about good german translations
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:56, archived)
# Now I'm wondering if this would work with actual body parts
I don't have the full set of three though
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:52, archived)
# but could the ...
damn. there must be a way of making this work
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:07, archived)
# in this web 2.0 generation
we need teh flash game™

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:52, archived)
# don't forget tagging
 

you're at it
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:54, archived)
# oh yeah man
:D

with 24 hour trans media coverage of the Knob, the Vajayjay and the Butthole

also there needs to be various marketing materials, and also plushies
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:55, archived)
# and something about digging!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:58, archived)
# Reminds me of the fella in Team America
who's talking about dicks, assholes and vaginas etc etc
/if you haven't seen it then it's too hard to explain
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:52, archived)
# yeah...
the bartender came over and we explained the game to him...
he gave that speech...it was great
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:56, archived)
#
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:57, archived)
# Arf!
That's not the bar scene is it? I can remember the drunk guy ranting about it then the other fella (yeah I'm brilliant with names) vomits all over the place.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:01, archived)
# no that's the big speech at the end
there are so many great quotes from that film
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:05, archived)
# right at the end
talking to the assembled leaders of the world. Tony Blair's in there somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:06, archived)
# I have a thing for you
if I can find it again...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:55, archived)
# oooooooo!
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:00, archived)
# I found it!
Its a Gambit figurine.

Go here - then click on the "available" link

Fancy an art exchange?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:09, archived)
# but...surely knob beats everything.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:06, archived)
# ha! vagina totally cuts asshole!
I WIN!
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:07, archived)