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# Apparently there's a cure for cancer now
Someone please make a hilarious picture of this for me.

Because I'm a cunt.

ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:13, archived)
# haha
dont be so hard on yersel darlin.

you had a listen yet? *spams*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:14, archived)
# What kind of music is it?
I need informations before going to the trouble of clicking.
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:17, archived)
# acoustic guitar, with me singing. that's all.
there's a bit of choice language so best not listen to it out loud at work.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:18, archived)
# We don't have a NSFW policy at my workplace
So I will switch off Radio 3 and listen to it now.
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:19, archived)
# :D cheers
but it is really rude.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:22, archived)
# I'm the boss though
:)

[edit] Verdict: Despite having a prejudice against most music written since 1960 I quite liked it. It gets better as it goes on and the sweary bits are funny. Also, you have a really nice voice.
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:25, archived)
# heh
ok :D

Edit: thanks a lot. I have prejudice against most music written since 1980.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Your song is still in my head
Which means it's catchy too. Good work!
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)
# God
that was actually really rather ace! What a lovely gravelly voice you have, and what an amusing yet po-mo-poignant little number.

Genuinely impressed. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:22, archived)
# :D ooh, thanks
what does po-mo mean?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:23, archived)
# post-modern, dahhhhling
cos I thought you were being quite knowing and ironic and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:24, archived)
# ah, thanks
you are a charming lady.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:26, archived)
# I find it insists upon itself
*love to go around London saying that*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:36, archived)
# but what does that actually mean?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:38, archived)
# nothing - it means nothing
it's just the best way to sound like you know what you're talking about.

BUT don't over use it or you'll look like a fool!

here's how it works. Find something you really really don't understand but a load of artwank types are drooling over. Give it a moment to make it look like you're thinking and then say 'blah blah blah ...it insists upon itself'

You will be bedding high class arty farty trust fund girls well into your 80s.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:47, archived)
# which through the same process solves all of your energy and transport problems
and is a perpetual motion device.

... oh - wait - right. Perpetual motion. BAD SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:15, archived)
# apparently
hit salted water with the correct frequency of radio wave and it splits the bond between the hydrogen and oxygen atoms and makes a combustible fuel which produces water as a by product... hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:18, archived)
# *spends rest of day slapping a bowl of seawater*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:22, archived)
# no - point Radio 2 at it
see what happens
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:26, archived)
# *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap*
nah, I'm enjoying this
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:28, archived)