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# Why did the chicken cross the road?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:38, archived)
# No, she went of her own accord
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:39, archived)
# But how does she smell?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Dawn French!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:43, archived)
# don't worry tobago myself!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:47, archived)
# because of the council's
total failure to build a bridge, thus endangering the lives of chickens everywhere?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:41, archived)
# more importantly, which came first?

(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Judging by the size of the egg, I'd say the chicken.
 
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:42, archived)
# it was
the big bang, that joke about uranus, then the chicken or the egg.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:42, archived)
# it's urine-uss now
because that sounds much better
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:44, archived)
# haha
it's certainly the lesser of two evils
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:09, archived)
# read Pratchett's "Hollywood Chickens"
and all will become clear
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:44, archived)