
Which also burnt down.
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Tue 25 Sep 2007, 0:24,
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I set fire to a microwave once, but it was entirely not my fault.
All I did was turn it on, and flames poured into it.
And I never got to defrost the roll and make a sandwich...
*weeps*
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Tue 25 Sep 2007, 0:28,
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All I did was turn it on, and flames poured into it.
And I never got to defrost the roll and make a sandwich...
*weeps*

I'm actually quite hungry...
I've only eaten 1 meal today, and it was hardly a meal.
In fact.. ITWASASANDWICH:O
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Tue 25 Sep 2007, 0:31,
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I've only eaten 1 meal today, and it was hardly a meal.
In fact.. ITWASASANDWICH:O

We deduced most females in games are shit, so we suggested instead of having saving a lady as the romantic objective of an awesome action/adventure/RPG game, you're fighting for a sandwich =)
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Tue 25 Sep 2007, 0:32,
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The greatest idea I have ever heard.
Seriously, submit it to every game designer you have heard of, I want to play this game...
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Tue 25 Sep 2007, 0:40,
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Seriously, submit it to every game designer you have heard of, I want to play this game...

But the rain just set off our car alarm.
The hail did it earlier.
I'm glad I don't drive, even the weather hates cars.
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Tue 25 Sep 2007, 0:46,
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The hail did it earlier.
I'm glad I don't drive, even the weather hates cars.

I read this just after Dane Cook's car alarm skit turned off.
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Tue 25 Sep 2007, 0:49,
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My friend introduced me to him a little while back.
He reminds me of the guy from Two Guys and a Girl and Van Wilder (I've never seen it, mind you, but want to =[)
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Tue 25 Sep 2007, 0:54,
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He reminds me of the guy from Two Guys and a Girl and Van Wilder (I've never seen it, mind you, but want to =[)