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# what you really mean is you want him to play soggy biscuit with you
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:23, archived)
# what i really mean
is that it took sodding ages to make, and i'm genuinely upset that it wasn't immediately frontpaged

but i think i'll get over it in time
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:24, archived)
# I feel that way about all of my posts
mostly because I spend too long on them and because I have delusions of grandeur.

eg. I posted this on monday thinking it was an FP contender and only ivesb commented on it after I'd called the board a bunch of cunts


hmm RIS or shit?
Edit: well I like it, you cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:32, archived)
# i'm afraid to say
that i don't really get it :(

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:35, archived)
# ah, fair enough
maybe that was the problem.

French mime in a burning building, silently communicating the fact that his house is on fire.
English mime silently communicating that he doesn't know any french.

Spent bloody ages on making the film look aged, all the orginals were high res. Ho-hum, maybe I need to articulate better.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:38, archived)
# ah, yes
cos it's a silent film ,the captions make it look like they're speaking
so it get's confusing
plus, i wasn't too sure what 'feu' meant
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:48, archived)
# if you could play soggy biscuit with any 3 celebrities who would it be?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:25, archived)
# kylie
willow out of buffy
and some other fit bird

that way, you wouldn't eat the biscuit, and you'd get to see some fit birds strumming their banjos
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:28, archived)
# good one
i think i;d go for three catholic priests, they're sworn to chastity!
that and i wish to see three priests eating jizzy bourbons
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:29, archived)
# tell that to the choirboys!
you'd be eating catholic spaff in seconds flat
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Stephen Hawking, Jimmy White and John Wayne Bobbit
although it may get a bit easy after a while.
Edit: Bollocks, I didn't know girls could play.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:29, archived)
# picking girls
may be seen as cheating
but i really don't fancy seeing other men jack off
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:37, archived)
# I think I'd only have to see Jimmy White, although I'm not sure if he's able to achieve a maximum these days
I do appear to have said that "I only have to" watch Jimmy White having a wank.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:41, archived)