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# Which is kind of ironic really, isn't it?
Like rain, on your wedding day.

Or all those spoons when you just need a damn good killing knife =)
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:20, archived)
# Too many spoon?
a local knife shortage?

you need Uncle Thors Patented Spoon Sharpener, sharpens spoons to a razor shark killing edge in seconds.*

but not only that, when you order Uncle Thors Patented Spoon Sharpener you get this travel tyre slasing set absolutly free.**

ORDER TODAY! Call 1-800-555-555-555

*seconds may actualy be hours
**pay only postage costs at £29.99
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:28, archived)
# *buys*
*waits*
*recieves*
*opens*
*partly assembles*
*stops for dinner*
*finishes assembly*
*finds suitable test spoon*
*checks tensioning springs*
*angles grinder*
*disengages safety*
*attempts test grind*
*breaks*
*strops*
*cries*
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Well, I would buy one Mr O'Fodin...
...but I don't actually need to kill any sharks at the moment =)
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:50, archived)