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# The search for
a par 38 lightbulb in local DIY stores. He has to follow the clues from store to store and is often thwarted by empty shelves with just a small label to show where these mythical beasts once dwelled.
In his adventures he has to cope with evil DIY staff and incomprehensible public announcements.
There will be a particularly gripping scene where he has to queue for 45 minutes to ask the clueless idiot at the information desk for information.


Or a quest for squirrels with tits.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Squirrels with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:43, archived)
# ^ this.
Well, actually, no.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Why not?
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)
# I'm feeling a bit sick this morning.
/trying to get out of PE blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Maybe a squirrel with tits,
will do you good.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:49, archived)
# 50 laps for you Gruntfuttock!
MOVE!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:49, archived)
# *grumbles*
alright, I'll try.

/too much Calvados last night blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:57, archived)
# I am drugged up to the eyeballs because of a cold
I feel floaty, hmm wait I've swapped my pain pills for my friday night pills again havent I?
/wearing neon coloured clothes and massive goggles blog
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:49, archived)
# dave!
dave....
no, he's gone....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)
# *helium balloons that were attached to my chair I had no idea about, pop due to loss in air pressure at the high altitude*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:54, archived)