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# Oooh congratulations
I fell off my bike on Saturday and broke it. I am all sorts of funny colours all over.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Oh hon!
*glomps*

All in plaster and everything?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:29, archived)
# no
just strapped up - nothing too serious really
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)
# *still thinks you should seek the opinion of a medical professional*
*is keeping quiet about what he thinks*

*gentle foot safe smoosh*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:32, archived)
# shhh you!
*smooshes back through codeine haze*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)
# >:|
you should take better care of yourself though...

*stops mothering you*

let's go and play with matches and do nawty
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)
# I know
I really should

I should wrap up warm and eat hearty soup and fresh vegetables and do yoga and feed my mind with fine literature and sweet musics.

But I don't. I'm a shabby drunken tart.

*sexes clumsily*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:39, archived)
# I wouldn't go that far
but having a broken foot put in plaster so the bones don't set how ever the fuck they feel like setting leaving you premanently hobbled for the rest of your life... that'd be a good first step, if you'll pardon the pun.

But what the bleeding chuff do I know. I like my tarts shabby and drunked it turns out.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Don't buy that medical establishmant bullshit, man
Nature knows best, yeah?

*Neils*

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)
# it really really fucking doesn't
not at everything anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:48, archived)
# You are just so square!
It's fine - I've only cracked one of them metatarsal things - I can run it off in the second half
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)
# I'm not square.
meany
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)
# no, you're not
You're hip.
If it wasn't for this damn foot I'd frug with you right now!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)
# oh no!
how long will you be out of action for?
will you still get to go to goa?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:30, archived)
# nothing on the face of this earth will stop me going to goa
if I ever get the cash

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)
# eep
get well soon and that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)
# thank you
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:35, archived)